Mi (New, Impruv'd) Munth-Bi-Munth BullyBlog
February 2006: Happy Valentines Month to My Sweethearts ... Emily, Johanna, Stacy, Ethan, Pam, tiny orange one, ... and, of course, my most tenderly adored ... treat-givin', bone-holdin', wolf-playin', bed-boostin', counter-skimmin', flank-scratchin', slipper chasin', drool catchin', 'nana feedin', pool fillin', walk takin', tub findin', carrot plantin', tender lovin' ... Mommy, aka blackvelvetofjovita, aka sweet snookums of slobberville, aka Wendy Lou Beauprey, aka this humble bullyboy's happiest dream. Love, Tonka
March 2006: Happy St. Patty's Month to All My Special Shamrocks! This is an exciting month to me because it's 31 days long so there are more opportunities for nummies. Love, Tonka (P.S. Hi to my honored guest, Grammy Jeanne)
April 2006: Happy Bunny Month to All My Beloved Easter Eggs! This month is one of my favorites because it's so springy, like me! Love, Tonka (P.S. This month I'm honored to present Jabbers the Mystery Katt)
May 2006: Happy Sunny Month to All My Beloved Spring Blossoms! My momma visited her Wisconsin fambly this month and left me home...it shall take years--and many, many treats--for me to recover. Love, Tonka
June 2006: Happy Summer Solstace to All My Beloved June Bugs! Oh, the joy. My momma keeps my pool full and I swimmin daily--rain or shine swim swim swim swim--guess what's the word of the month. Love, Tonka
July 2006: Happy Allth of July to All My Beloved Firecrackers! The time of my Birfday Jamboree is drawin' nigh. I've only survived these hot July days tanks to my Momma's dilly-gent tendin' to my pool's water level. This month's word is SOAK! Love, Tonka
August 2006: Happy Birfweek to my Wuvwy Yohonnabug (she in hart b'low)! Happy Birfmumf to my Wunderus, Most Beeloved Momma! Happy Happy Happy! Joy Joy Joy! In honor of the awspishus occasion, I will share my pool, long as she stays dilly-gent in tendin' to its water level. I do so love my Momma Lou! - Her Li'l To' Bo', Tonka
September 2006: !! SPECIAL BULLYTIN !! TONKA'S LONG AWAITED JAMBORETTE DATE: SATURBULLY, SLOBTEMBER 16, 2006 ... SHINE!! (RAIN DATE TO BE DETERMINED AS REQUIRED) WATCH HERE FOR UP-TO-DATE BULLYTINS! LUV, TONKA
October 2006: A Big Growly !!!Fanks!!! to everyone who made StinkaPete's First "Annual" SwimTime Jamboree a bully boy's dream! You know who you are...and if you don't, pictures will be posted here in the coming days to show you... Luv, exawstedlee, Tonka
November 2006: Ahhh...de munt uv de fat'd bullyboy! Dat's wut I giv tanks for. Feestin' end restin' end feestin' sum moor. Uv corse mi luvly momma maed shur to keep me frum starvin'. Speshul luvins to all my November gobblrs! Yors trooly, Tonka.
December 2006: MARE KRISMES END HAPE NU YEER TO AL MI FAVORIT FROOT CAKS!!! Al I WANT FER KRISMES IS BETR SPELIN UBILITEE. LUV, FOREVR, TONKS
January 2007: Hapee Birfmumf to my Fayverit Tumbl Bum Fitfer (he in hart picher)! Yoo may be tuf, but yoo got no slober!! Hapee Hapee Hapee! Joee Joee Joee! Dis ben a cule munth, so I spendin much tim in frunt uv de heeter. Stil, da sno luks pretee frum dare. Luv, Tonka

February 2007: I had u Hapee Berfdae. Fanks fore awl de prezants! Luv, Tonka
March 2007: I injoeed sum sun tho I allmost croked wen I went fer a to lon wok. Luv, Tonka
April 2007: I lerning how too spel dis munth. I awlso chast tha eestr bunnee. Luv, Tonka
May 2007: O thu fun! Me momma poot to puls owt end nouw I ken swim wen I wont! She and dad went on vukashun. Yay! I get mor treets frum Johanna, Christopher, end Keeth! Luv, Tonka
June 2007: Unuder Joon, unuder nu pul, end de sunshin tu us it in! Dis munth I git tu meet mor famlee--Nikki end Jayda frum wiskonsin. I hopin dey wil brin da chees kerds! Luv, Tonka
July 2007: I u big bully bo nou so de firwerks didnt skar me dis yeer! But a big-ieed, gost-faesd huty berd in de tree did!! Luv, Tonks
August 2007: O de wundorful sensashun uv mi bely sokin at de botum uv mi brit noo blu pul--expeshulee aftor havin tu chas urownd aftur awl mi bawlz. I got mi teery iee fixd wen i went bi de skary smily man but i dont reemembor how. Nou im so beuteeful. Luv, Wun Ieed Pete(i kid)
September 2007: Mi Dadee wuz gawn wae much (in "Wiskonsun" end "Seeatl") so i mopd ubowt de hows sum. Dat wae i got a lot uv extru trets frum mi deer luven Momma ulong wif mi noo melz uv benz end pumkin. Tho it is delishus, mi bely iz makin mor noeez den ushul naw. Luv, Tonka
October 2007: Brr. Dis munf wuz a chile wun. I kepd wawrm bi protektin mi beluved Cuz. Il sho evreewun u pichur uv mi Cuz sune, mabe wif mi uthor fien peeses uv "Chew d'Art." Naw i no waer mi pumkin kumz frum--im glad dae taek de yuke wiet peesez owt befor survin me! Luv, Tonka
November 2007: I em sadend tu report mi brauwn frend is gon. She didnt skold me wen i snift hur so mi dadee put hur in a big hol end we awl kuvrd hur wif dert. I notisd sum iees wur leekin so maebe thae wil hav tu be fixd tu. I hav sum pichers. Luv, Tonka
December 2007: Maree Krismes tu awl, end tu awl u Gud Treet! Luv, Tonka
January 2008: I neren mi thurd berfdae end dat maks me member u nudder importent berfdae--Hapee Wun tu Fitfer! Mae u find menee bonz undr yor bed!! Luv, Tonka
February 2008: I pawzd to reeflekt az i ternd three, beein kuit owld, but i fownd i nowt kuit owld eenuf to reeflekt . I did notis mi pawz tho. Dey wiet. Hapee berfdae tu Tonka! Luv, Him
March 2008: Dis munf I hurd u lowt uv werds frum him hoo tros mi kuz. Dey sownded lik: GO HILREE!!! I trid tu find u hilree fer him, but kudnt. So i setuld for mi kuz. GO KUZ!!
April 2008: I lurnin mor evree munf. Nou i no det du dee en see iz fuwl uv nutz end dem kratz iz difrent frum dem kratik. I hop i ken lurn wut maks dem kratz tik. I du owlredee no i luv dem nutz! Yorz Trewlee, Tonka
May 2008: It swim tiem finlee! Mi Wendee hoo alweez brin mee du deelishis bonz nou haz puwt mi pulz ouwt ter me. O hauw dat maks me hapee end kul on de hawt daez wen i kant see mi bref! Luv, Tonka
June 2008: I wundorin wen i git tu go tu u vukashin lik mi hurpeepul. Dae goeen tu plaee at sumwaer kawld Best Frendz but i kant go kuz i tu hapee. I wil tri tu be mowr sad. It wil be hawrd. Luv, Tonka
July 2008: Tuk mi vukashin frum ritin, but hopd evreewun likd u hunert degrez lik I did frum mi swimtim pul. Luv, Tonka
August 2008: Mi Wende saz mabe i kud be famis end be in u kalindr. I wud lik dat if thar r gud trets in thar end I kud chas mi kuz u lawt. Luv, Tonka
September 2008: O hou I mis mi gud frend sumr. I wil just haf tu wat for it tu kum bak end it nume fawl apls wil I wat. Luv, Tonka
October 2008: Wuz gud fun tu b skare foer Holowen Luv, Tonka
November 2008: Mi pepl went awae fur u lawng tim tu u plas wif vawkanos end swimin tertls. Wi du dae kar ubowt tertls wen dae hav a swimin bule I wundr? Luv, Tonka
December 2008: Wut u luvly munth uv wit kold stuf tu pla in. O, end mare Krismes to evrewun! Luv, Tonka
January 2009: I hopin de nu yer gits les ise bot de sno stas urawnd fer gud. Luv, Tonka
February 2009: Not sur if I evr menshind dis mi berfmuns. I for. So I wud lik to giv kises tu mi pepl evreewar. Tanks fer awl de trets! Luv, Tonka
March 2009: Him wuz uwae tu lawng end so I mopd u wil. Den we plaed de kuz gam u lawt tu mak up! Luv, Tonka
April 2009: I vare eksited det nu pepl kam tu liv neer me dis muns--wun big end wun litl. Dae kald Kae Jae end Len. I tri nawt tu slawb end perp frum beehind wen dey heer. It tuf. Luv, Tonka
May 2009: It so hawt end sunee det I owlrede gawt mi puls tu kul mi belee in. Dae mi favret wawtr bols! Luv, Tonks
June 2009: Jun agin! Tim tu sa helo agin tu sumr end tu mi frend thumpr. Sum cawl hur Kae Jae but dat dusnt deskrib hur vare gud. Enewa, hape burfwek Kae Jae! Luv, Tonka
July 2009: Tuk mi vukashin frum ritin, but hopd evreewun likd u hunert degrez lik I did frum mi swimtim pul. Luv, Tonka
August 2009: Mi Wende saz mabe i kud be famis end be in u kalindr. I wud lik dat if thar r gud trets in thar end I kud chas mi kuz u lawt. Luv, Tonka
September 2009: O hou I mis mi gud frend sumr. I wil just haf tu wat for it tu kum bak end it nume fawl apls wil I wat. Luv, Tonka
October 2009: Wuz gud fun tu b skare foer Holowen Luv, Tonka
November 2009: Mi pepl went awae fur u lawng tim tu u plas wif vawkanos end swimin tertls. Wi du dae kar ubowt tertls wen dae hav a swimin bule I wundr? Luv, Tonka
December 2009: Wut u luvly munth uv wit kold stuf tu pla in. O, end mare Krismes to evrewun! Luv, Tonka
January 2010: I hopin de nu yer gits les ise bot de sno stas urawnd fer gud. Luv, Tonka
February 2010: Not sur if I evr menshind dis mi berfmuns. I for. So I wud lik to giv kises tu mi pepl evreewar. Tanks fer awl de trets! Luv, Tonka
March 2010: Him wuz uwae tu lawng end so I mopd u wil. Den we plaed de kuz gam u lawt tu mak up! Luv, Tonka
April 2010: I vare eksited det nu pepl kam tu liv neer me dis muns--wun big end wun litl. Dae kald Kae Jae end Len. I tri nawt tu slawb end perp frum beehind wen dey heer. It tuf. Luv, Tonka
May 2010: It so hawt end sunee det I owlrede gawt mi puls tu kul mi belee in. Dae mi favret wawtr bols! Luv, Tonks